February 2012
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finished my math homework for tuesday holla
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eilinen a réagi à votre billet : finished all my homework for tomorrow can i get a…
what did you do to kelly
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finished all my homework for tomorrow can i get a hell yeah
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mobiiu2-double-reacharound a réagi à votre billet : fuck yeah already finished half of my homework
All I have to do is read case law.
do you know what the french hw was? it was like from the book or something idk i didn’t write it down
fuck yeah already finished half of my homework
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Anonymous asked: In the most non-creeper way possible I would like to say that I like your face. It's really pretty.
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
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buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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Watch
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you have condoms in your pocket
you have feet in your shoes
you can fuck any woman you choose
you’re zac fucking efron
and you know what you know
and pussy will follow you wherever you go
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tardris a réagi à votre billet : “aw fuck yeah the lorax premiere i am getting some…
like why would he put it in his front pocket omg
if you put them in your back pocket and sit on it too frequently the heat/friction from your butt can warp the latex and make it more susceptible to tearing/breaking
“aw fuck yeah the lorax premiere i am getting some pussy tonight”
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tardris a réagi à votre billet : i think by law you should not be allowed to have a…
why should gay men have all the fun
because they have prostates so it will actually feel good where as opposed to in a girl’s butt it’s just literally a penis in a girl’s butt and that’s it
where is the fun in having a big ol flesh stick in the tiny little place your poop is...
i think by law you should not be allowed to have a penis in your butt if you’re a female
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helldate:
A few years ago on my birthday I was making out with my then boyfriend, and he just sticks his finger in my butt without asking permission or anything. I asked him what he was doing and he pulls his finger out, looks me dead in the eye, says “happy birthday” and then licks his finger
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eilinen asked: G and I
thelifetimenetwork:
hangama:
sinidentidades:
She wears short skirts.
I wear sneakers.
Your point being?
she wears g-strings
i wear spanx
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FANDOM EDITION: Are these the kind of things you'd...
imafangirlnotadoctor:
A - Your current OTP
B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
G - Do you remember your first...
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i have the puck/rachel scenes from mash up memorized. all the blocking, every word, every musical cue. when i get bored in class i just literally repeat it in my head over and over.
degeneratemales:
500 words typed and they haven’t boned yet
it’s like when you keep repeating the question on the SATs to take up room
or when a on a test the prompt is like “write your name here” and you’re given approximately 27 lines it’s like what the fuck
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dohhs2012:
because see i forgot about mexico and canada
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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