#is there a victorious porno #which isn’t porn #just softcore #and it’s the real actors #and they eat soup after

that is literally everything i’ve ever wanted in life　

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

AU » In which Rachel and Puck live in New York together.

-imstillyours:

God bless The Notebook. It introduced me to one of the great loves of my life. But people do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that. - Ryan Gosling

heycinco:

sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp …clarice.

shit kristen stewart says

gurl imma have to call you back

aasspennies:

bobby-love:

do you ever see that sammie has posted recently so you desperately try to make known that you’re online so she doesn’t log on　

i am watching all of ariana grande’s videos